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« Répondre #150 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:26 »

If you don't understand what we mean, why did you post (? tire la langue) here ? content
You do some flood, my love clin d'oeil

... and my english is very poor...
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« Répondre #151 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:27 »

No, it is'nt Flood.
I want to learn English because I am a Kéké in this langage tire la langue
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« Répondre #152 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:28 »

Buy a book to learn english then tire la langue
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« Répondre #153 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:29 »

Osef I prout you!

What's the English for "Prout"?
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« Répondre #154 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:33 »

Fart tire la langue

"I fart you" ==> That doesn't sound good tire la langue
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« Répondre #155 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:36 »

Binbin, I already told you that prout is fart in english clin d'oeil
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« Répondre #156 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:39 »

No I am a big Shark and I go all eat you

This last sentence is very merdic
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« Répondre #157 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:39 »

Your last post doesn't make any sense ^^

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« Répondre #158 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:40 »

Fart Noxneo!
I fart in your face!
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« Répondre #159 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:43 »

Maybe : "No, I'm a big Shark and I gonna eat you all" or "No, I'm a big Shark and I gonna eat everybody".

Nox, what's the best sentence ? sourire
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« Répondre #160 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:45 »

My little fish rit aux éclats


Fish ? choqué
You mean : fish and chips ? *Typycally british ! choqué*


Fart Noxneo!
I fart in your face!

Stop making bubbles !

*Well... You're farting in water since you're a fish, aren't you ?*
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« Répondre #161 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:46 »

Maybe : "No, I'm a big Shark and I gonna eat you all" or "No, I'm a big Shark and I gonna eat everybody".

Nox, what's the best sentence ? sourire

No, I'm a big shark and I'm going to eat you all/ everybody.

You all = vous tous
everybody = tout le monde
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« Répondre #162 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:47 »

Only depends on how big the shark is... lève les yeux au ciel
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« Répondre #163 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:52 »

Oops, i forgot the " 'm "... Shame on me cagoule

Binbin call me "my little fish" (in french) because my memory (?) is not very good... So I can say it to him here sourire
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« Répondre #165 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:56 »

Nox, I already told you :
No weed before noon ! lève les yeux au ciel
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« Répondre #166 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 12:14 »

Reading some of your posts makes me wanna write this: PEBKAC
Spoiler (déclic à montrer ou cacher)
. Many, many PEBKACs ^^.
Just imagine some English-speaking dudes who visit this forum and stumble upon this thread...
I really have an impression that this thread really has no purpose. The "English learning" thing seems to be an excuse rather than a real purpose, seeing what you guys post here.

Oh, well, if you wanna learn English and havefun, here are some quotes from the real bash.org, the English-speaking one:
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<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
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[<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID
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<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
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<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
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<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
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<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
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<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. triste
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< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.
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<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...
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<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?
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<Insomniak`> Stupid fucking Google
<Insomniak`> "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
<Insomniak`> "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search

Hope you like these ones. Feel free to discuss them. If you laugh at these, then you don't suck in English. clin d'oeil
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« Répondre #167 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 12:19 »

You all are shameless !!!! choqué

Binbin, I think a fish is cuter than a shark, and I'm not good if you wanna eat me Mister Green
So, I ask this question : Binbin, are you cute or cruel ? (Amybe both of them ? tire la langue)

Nox, I like your last picture, very funny, but I don't think a guinea-pig can defeat Gégé798, can't eat iron... I it was a T-Rex maybe, but not a cousin of athe rabbit Mister Green

And your stiries of fart aren't really intelligent...

I ask now a question about an Itilian music group I like : Do you know this music band, Rhapsody (Of Fire) ? sourire


Second part of the post to answer to the post before me sourire :

These jokes are really good^^
I already knew some of them, but the other aren't worse...

If I can talk about the purpose of this topic, I think it's the only topic where we can talk about all and nothing, but it's to improve in English too^^

Have a good day, my little kids Mister Green
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« Répondre #168 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 12:28 »

Binbin, I think a fish is cuter than a shark, and I'm not good if you wanna eat me Mister Green
So, I ask this question : Binbin, are you cute or cruel ? (Amybe both of them ? tire la langue)

Nox, I like your last picture, very funny, but I don't think a guinea-pig can defeat Gégé798, can't eat iron... I it was a T-Rex maybe, but not a cousin of athe rabbit Mister Green


I ask now a question about an Itilian music group I like : Do you know this music band, Rhapsody (Of Fire) ? sourire



Technically, a shark IS a fishv lève les yeux au ciel

And nor a shark nor a guinea pig can defeat me  cool

I don't know Rhapsody. What kind of music is it ? I think it's hard rock, but I'm not that sure... hésite
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« Répondre #169 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 12:29 »

Osef a shark is a squall !
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« Répondre #170 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 12:33 »

The English form for "OSEF" is "DGAF" rit aux éclats

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_slang_phrases

Some more fun... some more translated quotes from the Russian bash.org.ru

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<perets> I found out our biology teacher had powers
<perets> just look, I'm following the biology class, and I wanna smoke badly
<perets> I raise my had and he answers directly:
<perets> "two puffs and you come back"
<perets> scared me(((
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ZAH: Which school do you attend?­
Alex: yes
­ZAH: No, the answer must not be a boolean. It has to be a string or an integer
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<Sun man> Anastasiya: You are a perfect girl. You don't talk much, but you are so intelligent
<Sun man> Anastasiya: That's what attracts me to you
<Anastasiya> I LUV FUKKIN!!
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<Mary> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ktulhu> Press Caps Lock
<Mary> OH THANKS!!! IT BECOMES A LOT EASIER THAT WAY!!!!!
<ktulhu> oh crap!
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- What's the password?
- No password
- I can't log in...
- "No" with a capital "N"
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Our personnel manager brought us a CV of a girl which wants to work for us as an accountant

xxxx:
The reason of her previous firing is quite casual:"STUPID AS HELL !!" followed by the CEO's signature...
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<Stler> Solace, show us your photo?
<Solace[wrk]> wait
<Solace[wrk]> 5 minutes
...
<Solace[wrk]> how do I remove my glasses and my pimples with Photoshop?
<Solace[wrk]> shit, wrong window clin d'oeil
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<gli>who's the smartass who put staples in the toilet paper?
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<Irra> My cat's name is Fukka. Mum thinks it's Japanese
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Girl: hi, how are you?
Guy: you are so annoying with your stupid questions!
Girl: questions like what????
Guy: hi, how are you?
Girl: I'm fine.
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<the_cell> о_О
<fly> О_О
<one-eyed_joe> о_
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I was watching TV. The PC is on as my brother left it for the first time today to go to the shower. Suddenly I heard someone running. My brother, wet, naked, runs in the living room with shampoo all over his head and foam all over his body. He opens his ICQ window and changes his status from "Shower" to "Washing my hair" and runs back.
The question is: is there a cure?
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Shizm :
I never cry when I cut onions!=)

dRiLl :
.....so heartless! :[
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daff: hulo
setraht: hi, you alcoholic bastard, drunk again??
daff : yup
setraht: why do you write so slowly?
daff: k3yb04rd pr0bl3m5
setraht: poor guy, you copy letters from your desktop shortcuts as usual... my hero!!!
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<DaGGeR> For dinner we had a "recursive" salad : tomatoes, cucumbers, salad.
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<Nora> OK, I'm here, right?
<Nora> so
<Nora> hum
<Nora> so
<Nora> I mean
<Nora> what was I about to say?
<Nora> I forgot
<GrekHek> it was a monologue called"A woman's way of thinking"
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Lakshme: th3 k3yboard s33ms to hav3 a probl3m with th3 l3tt3r that is b3tw33n D and F sourire))
4vanger: there's no letter between D and F on a keyboard.
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Shiz: imagine how hard the life will be for future generations
Shiz: they will wanna register somewhere, but no, all nicknames will already be taken
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Bander: I had my birthday, I am 23 now.
Bander: the cake had five candles. Allof them were lit, except the second one.
Sahsa: why?
Bander: 10111
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« Répondre #171 le: 20 Juillet 2007 à 12:38 »

Rhapsody is an italian band of symphonic metal in the style "hollywood metal", because their use a symphonic orchestra of 70 people and there are 50 people in the choirs. The use a baroque ensemble, and even great stars like Christopher Lee...

Their musics makke us think about fil music and orchestral music mixed with metal and traditionnal music^^

If you want the entire name if the style, it's "Symphonic Epic Hollywood Metal". They have seven albums :

- Legendary Tales
- Symphony of Enchanted Lands
- Dawn of Victory
- Rain of a Thousand Flames
- Power of the Dragonflame
- Symphony of Enchanted Lands II - The Dark Secret -
- Triumph or Agony

I like their musics because I like classic music and metal music^^
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« Répondre #172 le: 23 Juillet 2007 à 01:07 »

I don't like the metal musique. I have the impression that singer is sick, and the musical rythm is to shit.  nul !

Heum, I have a qustion. ^^ Who can translate in french the words '' blind'' please? sourire
On a translator, have this answer: abbat-jour.  ahuri
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« Répondre #173 le: 25 Juillet 2007 à 00:25 »

Just found a f**kin' annoying crap on bashfr.org:
Quote from my "bash" previous post:
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<Mary> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ktulhu> Press Caps Lock
<Mary> OH THANKS!!! IT BECOMES A LOT EASIER THAT WAY!!!!!
<ktulhu> oh crap!

Quote from bashfr:
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#5783 (+) 766/872/9  (-)
<Mary> SLT TOUT LE MONDE !!
<ktulhu> appuie sur Caps Lock
<Mary> TIENS MERCI !! C'EST PLUS FACILE COMME CA
I just would like to know who made that. OK, it doesn't belong to me, I won't say anything about stealing, cause that's what I did (except that I DID quote the source), but next time you do it, please, post the ENTIRE quote.
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Heum, I have a qustion. ^^ Who can translate in french the words '' blind'' please? sourire
On a translator, have this answer: abbat-jour.  ahuri

I believe that Blind is ''aveugle'' in French! But I'm not certain,  it would be necessary to check with a dictionary.  sourire
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« Répondre #175 le: 28 Juillet 2007 à 08:11 »

It's the right answer Licious clin d'oeil You don't have to check in a dictionnary !
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« Répondre #176 le: 28 Juillet 2007 à 10:24 »

No need of dictionnary !
Look at this !
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« Répondre #177 le: 28 Juillet 2007 à 14:22 »

No need of dictionnary !
Look at this !

Where's the difference, then?
Have you seen the name of the page you've quoted?

Also, I don't agree with the previous replies: when you doubt, take your dictionary.
Learn to correct yourself before doing mistakes.
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« Répondre #178 le: 28 Juillet 2007 à 14:27 »

Yes, the dictionnary is a good thing, very useful to translate words between different languages tire la langue

But if you can speak or read or write bt yourself without the dictionnary, it's still better^^! I know thus : when you begin to read in English, you always need a dictionnary. When you are at the end of your first or second book, you don't need morever the dictionnary, you can understand the sentences without understanding all the words content

But dictionnary is a good help if you don't read every days in English sourire
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« Répondre #179 le: 28 Juillet 2007 à 14:30 »

It reminds me what I once said to a friend: when you learn a foreign language, the best way to tell if you master it or not is to say what you think when you speak. If you concentrate more on how you're speaking, how you make your sentences, how you use your tenses and so on, you aren't masterful yet. You truly master the language when you concentrate more on WHAT you're saying rather on HOW you say it.
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« Répondre #180 le: 28 Juillet 2007 à 14:37 »

No need of dictionnary !
Look at this !

Where's the difference, then?
Have you seen the name of the page you've quoted?

Also, I don't agree with the previous replies: when you doubt, take your dictionary.
Learn to correct yourself before doing mistakes.

I mean : no need of printed dictionnary ^^
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« Répondre #181 le: 28 Juillet 2007 à 19:05 »

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I mean : no need of printed dictionnary ^^
I like the printed dictionaries, they are more reliable than those on Internet. Sometimes the sites of translation translate really badly, while with a dictionary, it's a little longer but at least your sentences have much less faults.
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« Répondre #182 le: 28 Juillet 2007 à 20:53 »

SaniOKh, you're quotes are so funny lol.
I laughed a lot , thanks .^^
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« Répondre #183 le: 28 Juillet 2007 à 23:46 »

I mean : no need of printed dictionnary ^^

This IS a geek !

I like the printed dictionaries, they are more reliable than those on Internet. Sometimes the sites of translation translate really badly, while with a dictionary, it's a little longer but at least your sentences have much less faults.


This IS NOT a geek !


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« Répondre #184 le: 06 Août 2007 à 15:50 »

Liked my quotes? sourire
Here come some more. These come from bash.org.ru:
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Girl: Do you like my hair?
Guy: Yes.
Guy: Doesn't really compensate your lack of breasts though.

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<geremon> I was in college, following class in our auditorium with a guy who could imitate every sound... a beatboxer if you like.
<geremon> We were not so far from the teacher... and suddenly he started snoring... I WISH YOU SAW THAT... and heard it too
<geremon> Not a muscle moves on his face, but the snoring is so loud... fills the whole auditorium, with little moaning and all
<geremon> People in the auditorium die of laughs, and the teacher turns towards us and says:
"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? I was doing small jobs too when I was in college and has to rest myself in class sometimes! Don't worry, the young man will copy the lesson from somebody else!
<geremon> Then he looks at us.... and after a 5 to 10 minutes silence asks with a dumb look: "By the way... who's sleeping???"

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From a readme file of a game patch::
"..requires 11 Mb disk space + 927 Mb for temp files..."

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Programmer: Real_programmers_never_use_the_space_key
webdesinger: Neither%20do%20webdesigners.
Dumbass: Neitherdodumbasses.

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xxx: anyone knows where to find this video: a girl turning into a monster
xxx: and this monster does a huge roar
yyy: find any girl and tell her she has a fat ass

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<user> Hey, can you please unban me, I have to post a comment?
<admin> I can't, my hands are busy.
<user> ?
<admin> I'm following your advice.
<admin> Masturbating on my rights clin d'oeil

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apparently, this is the top ten words used in our office:
1. bitch
2. interface
3. abstract
4. crap!
5. hey! I got it!!!
6. when?
7. I'm finishing it
8. not implemented
9. what the fuck?
10. hello (on phone)
11. they're nuts or what

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<Buga> And what happens in Die Hard 4?
<Do> Did you watch Godzilla?
<Buga> Yeah...
<Do> Well, the same thing with Godzilla portrayed by Bruce Willis.

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b0t!nkAa (02:44 PM) :
stop answering four hours later... =\
Krechet (07:40 PM) :
what?

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Ann
If you could send me only four messages, what would you say?
Immortal
That you are great
Immortal
Oh, only three messages left
Immortal
I mean two
Immortal
Oh crap...

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<Niks>
Paul is so funny, you know... when he put money on his cellphone account, he typed a wrong digit. Now he has an unlimited subscription and nothing to eat sourire))

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<ElvenRaider> did anyone have his printer eating curtains? =)
<One.> )
<One.> instead of paper ?
<ElvenRaider> yeah, I had it once, a curtain got in accidentally =)
<ElvenRaider> that was funny, imagine: you come into the room and see the printer eating your curtains and slowly climbing up =)

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Helen (14:49:04 29/06/2007)
When's your birthday?

sleepy (14:49:22 29/06/2007)
15/10/86


Helen (14:49:23 29/06/2007)
Thank you.
*** Your ICQ account is being used on an other computer.

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<RENOZ> I was awakened in a fancy way this morning)
<RENOZ> First part was when I heard a childish voice shouting: "Pikachu, thunderbolt!!!"
<RENOZ> Thought "what the Hell"....
<RENOZ> I tried to sleep again - no way
<RENOZ> one second later I was zapped by electricity
<RENOZ> apparently, my little brother stole a taser from my father
<RENOZ> and had this "brilliant" idea while watching cartoons
<RENOZ> he put it on maximum charge(((( my eyelid is still shivering...
<RENOZ> I'll get my revenge)))



And here are some from the American bash.org:
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<philcostin> a bad workman blames his fools
<philcostin> *tools
<philcostin> damn keyboard

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* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?

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-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE

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*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)

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Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

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<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.

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<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic

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<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

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<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore:  yeah, that's a bad ass song

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<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
<Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen

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<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic.
<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"
<Sabdo> we were like, wtf?

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<Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked sourire
<Fireslide> *this
* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (12‹61912›)

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<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.

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mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them
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« Répondre #185 le: 06 Août 2007 à 16:33 »

Rofl,

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When's your birthday?

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15/10/86


Helen (14:49:23 29/06/2007)
Thank you.
*** Your ICQ account is being used on an other computer.

Nice SaniOkh, xD
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« Répondre #186 le: 10 Août 2007 à 03:01 »

Which know would not be rather strong to beat him will be it a day.  lève les yeux au ciel
It is funny, but I have to say to you about what. I had one two in my bulletin for English and worse I have four 4 or 3 in my French and my mathematics. It's as if English was my key point (as Sakura in Naruto with his(her,its) key point lol)

Rofl,

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Helen (14:49:04 29/06/2007)
When's your birthday?

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15/10/86


Helen (14:49:23 29/06/2007)
Thank you.
*** Your ICQ account is being used on an other computer.

Nice SaniOkh, xD

It is what the festive history(story) there lol
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« Répondre #187 le: 10 Août 2007 à 11:34 »

The story... is that when users register on AIM, ICQ, MSN or other instant messaging services and are prompted to select a secret question in case they lose their password, too may of them use their birth date as the secret question.

Yay, there's some fresh material here, still from the Russian site:
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<Alena> And my husband never yells at me.
<Alena> He never swears, he talks gently with everybody.
<Alena> He never uses computers.
<Alena> He doesn't cheat on me and he doesn't go to bars with his friends!
<Alena> Isn't he sweet? content
<DialSoft> Hummmm...
<DialSoft> Poke him with a stick.
<DialSoft> He looks dead to me (

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Leo: imagine what these freaks are up to this time: they bought a pack of cheap toilet paper rolls, and right now they're feeding them to the paper shredder!!!! THERE'S NO WAY TO WORK NOW!!

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1: And don't forget the condoms, you smartass
2: Yep, conspiration first =)
1: CONTRACEPTION first, you moron...

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<Warrior> Why the Hell are the best water puddles in Russia always in front of bus stops???

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1: I finally bought myself a "300 Spartans" DVD yesterday
2: How much?
1: 300 rubles.
2: Isn't it a bit expensive?
1: No, it's fair. One ruble each Spartan

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Arthur: Which games do you play on your PC?

hemg: Apache 2.0.59

Arthur: A flight simulator?

hemg: No, Indian stuff...

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Silvery-Str: Do you want a cat as a present?
(Mattilda): I am allergic :'( Still I love cats!
Silvery-Str: Do you want a hermetically packed cat?

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Anna: What do you think about Michelangelo's art?
Imp: Yeah, it's a cute turtle, but I don't watch that cartoon.

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<cmprssr> I once worked in a computer shop... two blond girls entered the shop... one of them asked for a blank CD... a plain blank CD... to put MP3s on it... I sold a CD-R to her... the second one asked a blank CD... to put photos on it... I sold a CD-R to her... and then they said, both at a time: "BUT YOU GAVE US BOTH THE SAME THINGS!!!"

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Incognito: The scariest moment in "Saw 3" was when Nero finished burning a CD, the tray of my CD writer came out and hit my leg.

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1, 04.08.2007 2:04:00:
Isn't this event in August?
2:
Yeah :-|
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And what month is it now? AUGUST????
2:
04.08.2007
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HOLY SHIT!!!!
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*ROFL*
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Goddammit, I have tickets to Egypt... for July.
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I mean, I HAD.....

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01-01-2005 21:22 | message #46704
I've got a problem. My internet works too slowly.

06-08-2007 09:32 | message #66345
Shut down the Windows Firewall if you have it.

08-08-2007 01:14 | message #66352
Yeah, your internet seem so damn slow... even on message boards, you even get answers two years later )))

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FLA :
аI've been in a zoo... you should have seen what elephants did there... I wish I could film that.
x_kid :
I saw horses doing it!!! And I filmed them!!! Ha!!!
FLA :
Horses putting trunks in each other's ass?

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k1lla: Hey, man, do you have the phone number of the girl that I met yesterday???
MainTank: What?
k1lla: Her name too???
MainTank: Hummm... what do you remember about yesterday?
k1lla: Well, first, we drank plenty of beer... then we smoked... then we drank again... AND THEN WE HAD SEX!
MainTank: OK, I see... now listen:
               1) You were the only person to have sex.
               2) Now take my sister's plush crocodile toy and wash your "having sex" of it while my sister's not at home...

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Staska (17:11:01 1/08/2007)
Well, did you have fun at that party?
Ann (17:14:33 1/08/2007)
I think I'm getting married...

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<Lisa> You know, when I first met you, I found you were sweet. You are cute, funny, interesting, kind... you are different... you are special...
I trust you...
But I really didn't think I would contact you again after some things you said...... Honestly, I felt bad hearing those things from you....................
But still you are so lovely.............
<Maverick> I repeat, FUCK OFF!!!

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ZC: My cat is great.
ZC: I had no money, I couldn't buy myself things to eat for two days. So I was starving. So was my cat.
ZC: I woke up this morning, I saw three sparrows on the floor, and my cat with a happy face behind them. The cat saw I was awake, and pushed one sparrow towards me, like "Take it master, eat" ...

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<Elena> Alexey, your program stopped working again! I have enough! I will tell the boss.
<polecat> Hello. What's the problem with the program?
<Elena> Don't annoy me, the program doesn't work! Correct it! I have work to do and I can't!
<polecat> If you want me to correct the program, first tell me what exactly the problem is.
<Elena> I have 10 people waiting!
<polecat> Is this the problem?
<Elena> One of them!
<polecat> And it is due to my program?
<Elena> Why do you care? Will you correct it or not?
<polecat> I will, but first could you please answer to my questions?
<Elena> What the Hell do you think with your questions, I am an oracle or what? I don';t understand a damn thing in your program.
<polecat> Just say, what's wrong with it.
<Elena> Hey, YOU wrote it, not me!
<polecat> DAMMIT, GO KILL YOURSELF!
<Elena> ???
<polecat> GO GET FUCKED, YOU DUMB SLUT!
<Elena> Stop swearing!
<polecat> LISTEN TO ME, BITCH, I WILL ONLY SPEAK TO YOUR DIRECTOR, OK? AND YOU GO TO HELL AND GET FUCKED MY BEARS!!!
<Elena> Alexey, this is Andrey, the boss! I just checked the program, it's all good. We are all rolling on the floor laughing with your trip plan for Elena. Maybe that's what we're gonna do with her, but first we're gonna buy her some Vaseline as a good-bye present clin d'oeil

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user
Hi.

support
Hello.

user
The forum is not working...

user
Is it possible to find out where the problem is?

support
Sure. Go ahead.

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* V1RUS is now known as son_of_a_bitch
* son_of_a_bitch was kicked by @Guard (Watch your language!)
* @Guard was kicked by @Guard (Watch your language!)

EDIT: some more?
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Insane18: So, I lost my server password and I contact the support
Insane18: I'm like "Yeah, I lost my password, could you please send me a new one...".
Insane18: They sent an answer:
Insane18: Here is my new password:
uL00zItAga1nAndUrephukk1ng0ne

Try reading it aloud.

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<NMancer> I created an e-mail account for my parents. I sent them their username, their password...
<NMancer>  Guess what they did first...
<NMancer>  Wrong!
<NMancer>  They sent me a message...
<NMancer>  And after that they sent to all their friend a letter with something like: "Hi, Michael made us an e-mail account! Login: ... Password: ... "
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« Répondre #188 le: 07 Février 2008 à 03:38 »

Well, I was wondering about create a thread like that but I remembered that one so I get it up !
My english isn't perfect, I have a long way to go before that... But it isn't that bad either Mister Green

Why did I up this thread? Because I think that english is very important and everyone should be praticing content.

So let's start with an easy question:

What's your favorite Tv show/anime? And why? (yes there's only me to ask a question like that Mister Green)

My favorite Tv show is Charmed, I like it a lot because I like show where there magic, demon and stuff like that sourire.
My favorite Anime is Kanon, I like it because its sad,funny and touching at the same time. Kanon really know how to touch and change your feeling as your seeing it.

Now everyone come there and post, but don't forget, only in english !
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« Répondre #189 le: 07 Février 2008 à 12:19 »

I have several favorite TV shows, among which the IT Crowd, the Office (US version), and the Simpsons.

As for animes, I especially like Samurai Champloo and the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. I'm currently watching True Tears, which is quite good.
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« Répondre #190 le: 07 Février 2008 à 13:13 »

I like Charmed a lot as well. There's another show I discovered a month ago and loved it, it's a sitcom called That '70s Show:
The show is about a group of friends: Eric Forman, kind and smart, but very wimpy; Steven Hyde, a rock loving rebel who often mocks others, especially when bad things happen; Michael Kelso and Jackie Burkhart, who find themselves and each other irresistible, but are incredibly stupid; Donna Pinciotti, a redhead tomboy, neighbour and girlfriend of Eric (a masculine girl with a feminine guy, I love this match); and Fez, a slightly pervy foreign exchange student, neither his real name, nor his home country are revealed in the show. The show also features Eric's parents: Red, a severe, emotionless WWII veteran, and Kitty Forman, a stressed mother, as well as Donna's strange parents, Bob and Midge Pinciotti, and a burned-out hippie with amnesia, Leo Chingkwake.
I think this show stands out among other sitcoms because of it's humor (yes, it IS funny), shame that most of excellent jokes are left out in the French translation. It also features some memorable features, such as very elaborate dream sequences (often spoofing other shows, music videos, and even fairy tales), and "circles", scenes when the characters just smoked a joint (no actual smoking is shown, only smoke is visible), sit in a circle with the camera turning from one character to another, and say absolutely meaningless and hilarious things.
The Show started and ended the same years as Charmed did, it also has eight seasons. Give this show a try, it's really awesome.
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« Répondre #191 le: 07 Février 2008 à 13:22 »

Oh, and for you americanophiles out there, there's the daily show, by John Stewart. It's not really a TV Series, but it's AWESOME rit aux éclats

http://www.thedailyshow.com
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« Répondre #192 le: 09 Septembre 2012 à 01:52 »

I just found this topic, and I suddenly want to talk in english. For your information, I consider myself bilingual, even if I can still do some mistakes...
Who wants to talk with me ? ninja
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« Répondre #193 le: 10 Septembre 2012 à 12:42 »

You forgot putting a capital at "English" ninja (My teacher already took 2 classes explaining it, it was really boring...)

... I just saw my English message posted here 4 years before, and... *Oh god why*

I   extase speacking english, its very easy!Is my prefer language. But,french  fou !
With an English like that, I really wonder how people understood what I was saying .___.

Now, since I almost only use English to communicate everywhere (Except in real life) I guess I'm quite fluent with it.
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« Répondre #194 le: 10 Septembre 2012 à 17:31 »

I just found this topicthread, and I suddenly want to talk in english. For your information, I consider myself bilingual, even if I can still do some mistakes...
Who wants to talk with me ? ninja

Man, my english sure improved those last four years. Looking back at my old post make me feel bad about myself... oh well I guess being constanly exposed to it sure did help.

I don't mind talking in english but what should we talk about?
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« Répondre #195 le: 10 Septembre 2012 à 23:47 »

I just found this topicthread, and I suddenly want to talk in english. For your information, I consider myself bilingual, even if I can still do some mistakes...

Why did you remove the "can"? ahuri But "topic" really was a mistake. I'm not accustomed to say this kind of word IRL (I mean I thought topic was the right word to name a forum thread).^^ For the comas, I indeed have some difficulties because I mix it up with the French... And, like I was saying, my English is still far from perfect, so it's normal if I do some mistakes.

And btw:

Man, my english English sure improved those last four years. Looking back at my old post make me feel bad about myself... oh well I guess being constanly exposed to it sure did help.

 ninja

I don't mind talking in english but what should we talk about?

Er... french fries ? rit aux éclats No, I'm joking... What is your favorite book in English? (I know, I'm not original tire la langue)
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« Répondre #196 le: 11 Septembre 2012 à 01:11 »

I just found this topicthread, and I suddenly want to talk in english. For your information, I consider myself bilingual, even if I can still do some mistakes...

Why did you remove the "can"? ahuri But "topic" really was a mistake. I'm not accustomed to say this kind of word IRL (I mean I thought topic was the right word to name a forum thread).^^ For the comas, I indeed have some difficulties because I mix it up with the French... And, like I was saying, my English is still far from perfect, so it's normal if I do some mistakes.


Because "I can still do some mistakes" is grammatically incorrect. It should be either "I can still make some mistakes" or "I still make some mistakes". Among those two, "I can still make some mistakes" imply that it is something you can do out of your own will but everyone is able to make mistakes if they want to so it's not pertinent to mention. Which leave me to beleive that you meant "I still make some mistakes" which imply that it is accidental.

Er... fFrench fries ? rit aux éclats No, I'm joking... What is your favorite book in English? (I know, I'm not original tire la langue)

It is quite the irony that you do the same mistake you just corrected for me.

My favorite book... well I don't read much book so I can't really answer.

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« Répondre #197 le: 11 Septembre 2012 à 02:16 »

Because "I can still do some mistakes" is grammatically incorrect. It should be either "I can still make some mistakes" or "I still make some mistakes". Among those two, "I can still make some mistakes" imply that it is something you can do out of your own will but everyone is able to make mistakes if they want to so it's not pertinent to mention. Which leave me to beleive that you meant "I still make some mistakes" which imply that it is accidental.

Okay, thank you for the information, I didn't know.^^

So you don't read a lot... me neither. In English, I mean... At school, I read some Shakespeare; it's really bad, in fact. rire
So... er... what is your favorite movie, then? x) Sorry, I have as low inspiration as you. tire la langue
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« Répondre #198 le: 11 Septembre 2012 à 02:35 »

Er... fFrench fries ? rit aux éclats No, I'm joking... What is your favorite book in English? (I know, I'm not original tire la langue)

It is quite the irony that you do the same mistake you just corrected for me.

My favorite book... well I don't read much book so I can't really answer.


Hehe, sorry, but it's like one of the only exception. It can be capitalized, both are accepted. tire la langue

You know, I guess Sword Art Online can count as a book, since I guess you read it in English, even if it's a Japanese novel clin d'oeil

Well, we can talk about the 9/11, if nobody have inspiration for a conversation subject. And don't even think about making a joke on it, it's plane wrong.

(... I think it's time for me to go die in a corner...)
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« Répondre #199 le: 11 Septembre 2012 à 02:41 »

Well, we can talk about the 9/11, if nobody have has inspiration for a conversation subject.

The only mistake I've noticed.^^

Otherwise it is a good idea. I personally think it was all engineered by the government of the USA. tire la langue

And the September 11th 2001 it's the day when I've receive my diploma certifying that I knew how to tie my shoelaces. ninja
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