English Thread (beginners and bilingual)

Démarré par Noxneo, 12 Décembre 2006 à 18:45

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If you don't understand what we mean, why did you post (? :P) here ? ^_^
You do some flood, my love ;)

... and my english is very poor...

No, it is'nt Flood.
I want to learn English because I am a Kéké in this langage :P


Osef I prout you!

What's the English for "Prout"?

Fart :P

"I fart you" ==> That doesn't sound good :P

Binbin, I already told you that prout is fart in english ;)
My little fish :D

No I am a big Shark and I go all eat you

This last sentence is very merdic

Your last post doesn't make any sense ^^



Maybe : "No, I'm a big Shark and I gonna eat you all" or "No, I'm a big Shark and I gonna eat everybody".

Nox, what's the best sentence ? :)

Citation de: Mymy le 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:36
My little fish :D


Fish ? :blink:
You mean : fish and chips ? *Typycally british ! :blink:*


Citation de: Binbin le 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:40
Fart Noxneo!
I fart in your face!

Stop making bubbles !

*Well... You're farting in water since you're a fish, aren't you ?*
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Citation de: Mymy le 20 Juillet 2007 à 11:43
Maybe : "No, I'm a big Shark and I gonna eat you all" or "No, I'm a big Shark and I gonna eat everybody".

Nox, what's the best sentence ? :)

No, I'm a big shark and I'm going to eat you all/ everybody.

You all = vous tous
everybody = tout le monde

Only depends on how big the shark is... :rolleyes:
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Oops, i forgot the " 'm "... Shame on me :ph34r:

Binbin call me "my little fish" (in french) because my memory (?) is not very good... So I can say it to him here :)


Nox, I already told you :
No weed before noon ! :rolleyes:
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Reading some of your posts makes me wanna write this: PEBKAC[spoiler]Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair - meaning a user has a problem[/spoiler]. Many, many PEBKACs ^^.
Just imagine some English-speaking dudes who visit this forum and stumble upon this thread...
I really have an impression that this thread really has no purpose. The "English learning" thing seems to be an excuse rather than a real purpose, seeing what you guys post here.

Oh, well, if you wanna learn English and havefun, here are some quotes from the real bash.org, the English-speaking one:
Citation<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
Citation<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
Citation[<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID
Citation<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
Citation<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
Citation<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
Citation<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
Citation<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
Citation<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
Citation<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
Citation< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.
Citation<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...
Citation<MasterG> .....................................................................
          ..................................
<judas> where's pacman when you need him?
Citation<Insomniak`> Stupid fucking Google
<Insomniak`> "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
<Insomniak`> "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search

Hope you like these ones. Feel free to discuss them. If you laugh at these, then you don't suck in English. ;)

You all are shameless !!!! :blink:

Binbin, I think a fish is cuter than a shark, and I'm not good if you wanna eat me :mrgreen:
So, I ask this question : Binbin, are you cute or cruel ? (Amybe both of them ? :P)

Nox, I like your last picture, very funny, but I don't think a guinea-pig can defeat Gégé798, can't eat iron... I it was a T-Rex maybe, but not a cousin of athe rabbit :mrgreen:

And your stiries of fart aren't really intelligent...

I ask now a question about an Itilian music group I like : Do you know this music band, Rhapsody (Of Fire) ? :)


Second part of the post to answer to the post before me :) :

These jokes are really good^^
I already knew some of them, but the other aren't worse...

If I can talk about the purpose of this topic, I think it's the only topic where we can talk about all and nothing, but it's to improve in English too^^

Have a good day, my little kids :mrgreen:

Citation de: Morwenn le 20 Juillet 2007 à 12:19
Binbin, I think a fish is cuter than a shark, and I'm not good if you wanna eat me :mrgreen:
So, I ask this question : Binbin, are you cute or cruel ? (Amybe both of them ? :P)

Nox, I like your last picture, very funny, but I don't think a guinea-pig can defeat Gégé798, can't eat iron... I it was a T-Rex maybe, but not a cousin of athe rabbit :mrgreen:


I ask now a question about an Itilian music group I like : Do you know this music band, Rhapsody (Of Fire) ? :)



Technically, a shark IS a fishv :rolleyes:

And nor a shark nor a guinea pig can defeat me  B)

I don't know Rhapsody. What kind of music is it ? I think it's hard rock, but I'm not that sure... :unsure:
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20 Juillet 2007 à 12:33 #170 Dernière édition: 20 Juillet 2007 à 13:16 par SaniOKh
The English form for "OSEF" is "DGAF" :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_slang_phrases

Some more fun... some more translated quotes from the Russian bash.org.ru

Citation<perets> I found out our biology teacher had powers
<perets> just look, I'm following the biology class, and I wanna smoke badly
<perets> I raise my had and he answers directly:
<perets> "two puffs and you come back"
<perets> scared me(((
CitationZAH: Which school do you attend?­
Alex: yes
­ZAH: No, the answer must not be a boolean. It has to be a string or an integer
Citation<Sun man> Anastasiya: You are a perfect girl. You don't talk much, but you are so intelligent
<Sun man> Anastasiya: That's what attracts me to you
<Anastasiya> I LUV FUKKIN!!
Citation
<Mary> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ktulhu> Press Caps Lock
<Mary> OH THANKS!!! IT BECOMES A LOT EASIER THAT WAY!!!!!
<ktulhu> oh crap!
Citation
- What's the password?
- No password
- I can't log in...
- "No" with a capital "N"
Citationxxxx:
Our personnel manager brought us a CV of a girl which wants to work for us as an accountant

xxxx:
The reason of her previous firing is quite casual:"STUPID AS HELL !!" followed by the CEO's signature...
Citation<Stler> Solace, show us your photo?
<Solace[wrk]> wait
<Solace[wrk]> 5 minutes
...
<Solace[wrk]> how do I remove my glasses and my pimples with Photoshop?
<Solace[wrk]> shit, wrong window ;)
Citation<gli>who's the smartass who put staples in the toilet paper?
Citation<Irra> My cat's name is Fukka. Mum thinks it's Japanese
CitationGirl: hi, how are you?
Guy: you are so annoying with your stupid questions!
Girl: questions like what????
Guy: hi, how are you?
Girl: I'm fine.
Citation<the_cell> о_О
<fly> О_О
<one-eyed_joe> о_
CitationI was watching TV. The PC is on as my brother left it for the first time today to go to the shower. Suddenly I heard someone running. My brother, wet, naked, runs in the living room with shampoo all over his head and foam all over his body. He opens his ICQ window and changes his status from "Shower" to "Washing my hair" and runs back.
The question is: is there a cure?
CitationShizm :
I never cry when I cut onions!=)

dRiLl :
.....so heartless! :[
Citationdaff: hulo
setraht: hi, you alcoholic bastard, drunk again??
daff : yup
setraht: why do you write so slowly?
daff: k3yb04rd pr0bl3m5
setraht: poor guy, you copy letters from your desktop shortcuts as usual... my hero!!!
Citation<DaGGeR> For dinner we had a "recursive" salad : tomatoes, cucumbers, salad.
Citation<Nora> OK, I'm here, right?
<Nora> so
<Nora> hum
<Nora> so
<Nora> I mean
<Nora> what was I about to say?
<Nora> I forgot
<GrekHek> it was a monologue called"A woman's way of thinking"
CitationLakshme: th3 k3yboard s33ms to hav3 a probl3m with th3 l3tt3r that is b3tw33n D and F :)))
4vanger: there's no letter between D and F on a keyboard.
CitationShiz: imagine how hard the life will be for future generations
Shiz: they will wanna register somewhere, but no, all nicknames will already be taken
CitationBander: I had my birthday, I am 23 now.
Bander: the cake had five candles. Allof them were lit, except the second one.
Sahsa: why?
Bander: 10111

Rhapsody is an italian band of symphonic metal in the style "hollywood metal", because their use a symphonic orchestra of 70 people and there are 50 people in the choirs. The use a baroque ensemble, and even great stars like Christopher Lee...

Their musics makke us think about fil music and orchestral music mixed with metal and traditionnal music^^

If you want the entire name if the style, it's "Symphonic Epic Hollywood Metal". They have seven albums :

- Legendary Tales
- Symphony of Enchanted Lands
- Dawn of Victory
- Rain of a Thousand Flames
- Power of the Dragonflame
- Symphony of Enchanted Lands II - The Dark Secret -
- Triumph or Agony

I like their musics because I like classic music and metal music^^

I don't like the metal musique. I have the impression that singer is sick, and the musical rythm is to shit.  :naze:

Heum, I have a qustion. ^^ Who can translate in french the words '' blind'' please? :)
On a translator, have this answer: abbat-jour.  :huh:

Just found a f**kin' annoying crap on bashfr.org:
Quote from my "bash" previous post:
Citation<Mary> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ktulhu> Press Caps Lock
<Mary> OH THANKS!!! IT BECOMES A LOT EASIER THAT WAY!!!!!
<ktulhu> oh crap!

Quote from bashfr:
Citation#5783 (+) 766/872/9  (-)
<Mary> SLT TOUT LE MONDE !!
<ktulhu> appuie sur Caps Lock
<Mary> TIENS MERCI !! C'EST PLUS FACILE COMME CA
I just would like to know who made that. OK, it doesn't belong to me, I won't say anything about stealing, cause that's what I did (except that I DID quote the source), but next time you do it, please, post the ENTIRE quote.

CitationHeum, I have a qustion. ^^ Who can translate in french the words '' blind'' please? :)
On a translator, have this answer: abbat-jour.  :huh:

I believe that Blind is ''aveugle'' in French! But I'm not certain,  it would be necessary to check with a dictionary.  :)

It's the right answer Licious ;) You don't have to check in a dictionnary !


Citation de: Grevious-ganon798 le 28 Juillet 2007 à 10:24
No need of dictionnary !
Look at this !

Where's the difference, then?
Have you seen the name of the page you've quoted?

Also, I don't agree with the previous replies: when you doubt, take your dictionary.
Learn to correct yourself before doing mistakes.
Signé : Un mec relou

Yes, the dictionnary is a good thing, very useful to translate words between different languages :P

But if you can speak or read or write bt yourself without the dictionnary, it's still better^^! I know thus : when you begin to read in English, you always need a dictionnary. When you are at the end of your first or second book, you don't need morever the dictionnary, you can understand the sentences without understanding all the words ^_^

But dictionnary is a good help if you don't read every days in English :)

It reminds me what I once said to a friend: when you learn a foreign language, the best way to tell if you master it or not is to say what you think when you speak. If you concentrate more on how you're speaking, how you make your sentences, how you use your tenses and so on, you aren't masterful yet. You truly master the language when you concentrate more on WHAT you're saying rather on HOW you say it.

Citation de: KuroHunter le 28 Juillet 2007 à 14:22
Citation de: Grevious-ganon798 le 28 Juillet 2007 à 10:24
No need of dictionnary !
Look at this !

Where's the difference, then?
Have you seen the name of the page you've quoted?

Also, I don't agree with the previous replies: when you doubt, take your dictionary.
Learn to correct yourself before doing mistakes.

I mean : no need of printed dictionnary ^^
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CitationI mean : no need of printed dictionnary ^^
I like the printed dictionaries, they are more reliable than those on Internet. Sometimes the sites of translation translate really badly, while with a dictionary, it's a little longer but at least your sentences have much less faults.

SaniOKh, you're quotes are so funny lol.
I laughed a lot , thanks .^^

Citation de: Grevious-ganon798 le 28 Juillet 2007 à 14:37
I mean : no need of printed dictionnary ^^

This IS a geek !

Citation de: Licious le 28 Juillet 2007 à 19:05
I like the printed dictionaries, they are more reliable than those on Internet. Sometimes the sites of translation translate really badly, while with a dictionary, it's a little longer but at least your sentences have much less faults.


This IS NOT a geek !


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06 Août 2007 à 15:50 #184 Dernière édition: 06 Août 2007 à 15:56 par SaniOKh
Liked my quotes? :)
Here come some more. These come from bash.org.ru:
Citation
Girl: Do you like my hair?
Guy: Yes.
Guy: Doesn't really compensate your lack of breasts though.

Citation<geremon> I was in college, following class in our auditorium with a guy who could imitate every sound... a beatboxer if you like.
<geremon> We were not so far from the teacher... and suddenly he started snoring... I WISH YOU SAW THAT... and heard it too
<geremon> Not a muscle moves on his face, but the snoring is so loud... fills the whole auditorium, with little moaning and all
<geremon> People in the auditorium die of laughs, and the teacher turns towards us and says:
"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? I was doing small jobs too when I was in college and has to rest myself in class sometimes! Don't worry, the young man will copy the lesson from somebody else!
<geremon> Then he looks at us.... and after a 5 to 10 minutes silence asks with a dumb look: "By the way... who's sleeping???"

CitationFrom a readme file of a game patch::
"..requires 11 Mb disk space + 927 Mb for temp files..."

Citation
Programmer: Real_programmers_never_use_the_space_key
webdesinger: Neither%20do%20webdesigners.
Dumbass: Neitherdodumbasses.

Citation
xxx: anyone knows where to find this video: a girl turning into a monster
xxx: and this monster does a huge roar
yyy: find any girl and tell her she has a fat ass

Citation<user> Hey, can you please unban me, I have to post a comment?
<admin> I can't, my hands are busy.
<user> ?
<admin> I'm following your advice.
<admin> Masturbating on my rights ;)

Citationapparently, this is the top ten words used in our office:
1. bitch
2. interface
3. abstract
4. crap!
5. hey! I got it!!!
6. when?
7. I'm finishing it
8. not implemented
9. what the fuck?
10. hello (on phone)
11. they're nuts or what

Citation
<Buga> And what happens in Die Hard 4?
<Do> Did you watch Godzilla?
<Buga> Yeah...
<Do> Well, the same thing with Godzilla portrayed by Bruce Willis.

Citationb0t!nkAa (02:44 PM) :
stop answering four hours later... =\
Krechet (07:40 PM) :
what?

CitationAnn
If you could send me only four messages, what would you say?
Immortal
That you are great
Immortal
Oh, only three messages left
Immortal
I mean two
Immortal
Oh crap...

Citation<Niks>
Paul is so funny, you know... when he put money on his cellphone account, he typed a wrong digit. Now he has an unlimited subscription and nothing to eat :)))

Citation<ElvenRaider> did anyone have his printer eating curtains? =)
<One.> )
<One.> instead of paper ?
<ElvenRaider> yeah, I had it once, a curtain got in accidentally =)
<ElvenRaider> that was funny, imagine: you come into the room and see the printer eating your curtains and slowly climbing up =)

Citation
Helen (14:49:04 29/06/2007)
When's your birthday?

sleepy (14:49:22 29/06/2007)
15/10/86


Helen (14:49:23 29/06/2007)
Thank you.
*** Your ICQ account is being used on an other computer.

Citation<RENOZ> I was awakened in a fancy way this morning)
<RENOZ> First part was when I heard a childish voice shouting: "Pikachu, thunderbolt!!!"
<RENOZ> Thought "what the Hell"....
<RENOZ> I tried to sleep again - no way
<RENOZ> one second later I was zapped by electricity
<RENOZ> apparently, my little brother stole a taser from my father
<RENOZ> and had this "brilliant" idea while watching cartoons
<RENOZ> he put it on maximum charge(((( my eyelid is still shivering...
<RENOZ> I'll get my revenge)))



And here are some from the American bash.org:
Citation<philcostin> a bad workman blames his fools
<philcostin> *tools
<philcostin> damn keyboard

Citation* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?

Citation-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE

Citation*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)

CitationJakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

Citation<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.

Citation<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic

Citation<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

Citation<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore:  yeah, that's a bad ass song

Citation<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
<Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen

Citation<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic.
<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"
<Sabdo> we were like, wtf?

Citation<Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked :)
<Fireslide> *this
* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (12‹61912›)

Citation<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.

Citationmdiym42: note to self
mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them

Rofl,

CitationHelen (14:49:04 29/06/2007)
When's your birthday?

sleepy (14:49:22 29/06/2007)
15/10/86


Helen (14:49:23 29/06/2007)
Thank you.
*** Your ICQ account is being used on an other computer.

Nice SaniOkh, xD

10 Août 2007 à 03:01 #186 Dernière édition: 10 Août 2007 à 03:06 par MagicCanada
Which know would not be rather strong to beat him will be it a day.  :rolleyes:
It is funny, but I have to say to you about what. I had one two in my bulletin for English and worse I have four 4 or 3 in my French and my mathematics. It's as if English was my key point (as Sakura in Naruto with his(her,its) key point lol)

Citation de: shadow le 06 Août 2007 à 16:33
Rofl,

CitationHelen (14:49:04 29/06/2007)
When's your birthday?

sleepy (14:49:22 29/06/2007)
15/10/86


Helen (14:49:23 29/06/2007)
Thank you.
*** Your ICQ account is being used on an other computer.

Nice SaniOkh, xD

It is what the festive history(story) there lol

~[5 ans avec Zelda Solarus, ça passe déjà vite :) !]~

10 Août 2007 à 11:34 #187 Dernière édition: 13 Août 2007 à 00:18 par SaniOKh
The story... is that when users register on AIM, ICQ, MSN or other instant messaging services and are prompted to select a secret question in case they lose their password, too may of them use their birth date as the secret question.

Yay, there's some fresh material here, still from the Russian site:
Citation<Alena> And my husband never yells at me.
<Alena> He never swears, he talks gently with everybody.
<Alena> He never uses computers.
<Alena> He doesn't cheat on me and he doesn't go to bars with his friends!
<Alena> Isn't he sweet? ^_^
<DialSoft> Hummmm...
<DialSoft> Poke him with a stick.
<DialSoft> He looks dead to me (

CitationLeo: imagine what these freaks are up to this time: they bought a pack of cheap toilet paper rolls, and right now they're feeding them to the paper shredder!!!! THERE'S NO WAY TO WORK NOW!!

Citation1: And don't forget the condoms, you smartass
2: Yep, conspiration first =)
1: CONTRACEPTION first, you moron...

Citation<Warrior> Why the Hell are the best water puddles in Russia always in front of bus stops???

Citation1: I finally bought myself a "300 Spartans" DVD yesterday
2: How much?
1: 300 rubles.
2: Isn't it a bit expensive?
1: No, it's fair. One ruble each Spartan

CitationArthur: Which games do you play on your PC?

hemg: Apache 2.0.59

Arthur: A flight simulator?

hemg: No, Indian stuff...

CitationSilvery-Str: Do you want a cat as a present?
(Mattilda): I am allergic :'( Still I love cats!
Silvery-Str: Do you want a hermetically packed cat?

Citation
Anna: What do you think about Michelangelo's art?
Imp: Yeah, it's a cute turtle, but I don't watch that cartoon.

Citation<cmprssr> I once worked in a computer shop... two blond girls entered the shop... one of them asked for a blank CD... a plain blank CD... to put MP3s on it... I sold a CD-R to her... the second one asked a blank CD... to put photos on it... I sold a CD-R to her... and then they said, both at a time: "BUT YOU GAVE US BOTH THE SAME THINGS!!!"

CitationIncognito: The scariest moment in "Saw 3" was when Nero finished burning a CD, the tray of my CD writer came out and hit my leg.

Citation1, 04.08.2007 2:04:00:
Isn't this event in August?
2:
Yeah :-|
1:
And what month is it now? AUGUST????
2:
04.08.2007
1:
HOLY SHIT!!!!
1:
(
2:
*ROFL*
1:
Goddammit, I have tickets to Egypt... for July.
1:
I mean, I HAD.....

Citation01-01-2005 21:22 | message #46704
I've got a problem. My internet works too slowly.

06-08-2007 09:32 | message #66345
Shut down the Windows Firewall if you have it.

08-08-2007 01:14 | message #66352
Yeah, your internet seem so damn slow... even on message boards, you even get answers two years later )))

CitationFLA :
аI've been in a zoo... you should have seen what elephants did there... I wish I could film that.
x_kid :
I saw horses doing it!!! And I filmed them!!! Ha!!!
FLA :
Horses putting trunks in each other's ass?

Citationk1lla: Hey, man, do you have the phone number of the girl that I met yesterday???
MainTank: What?
k1lla: Her name too???
MainTank: Hummm... what do you remember about yesterday?
k1lla: Well, first, we drank plenty of beer... then we smoked... then we drank again... AND THEN WE HAD SEX!
MainTank: OK, I see... now listen:
               1) You were the only person to have sex.
               2) Now take my sister's plush crocodile toy and wash your "having sex" of it while my sister's not at home...

Citation
Staska (17:11:01 1/08/2007)
Well, did you have fun at that party?
Ann (17:14:33 1/08/2007)
I think I'm getting married...

Citation<Lisa> You know, when I first met you, I found you were sweet. You are cute, funny, interesting, kind... you are different... you are special...
I trust you...
But I really didn't think I would contact you again after some things you said...... Honestly, I felt bad hearing those things from you....................
But still you are so lovely.............
<Maverick> I repeat, FUCK OFF!!!

CitationZC: My cat is great.
ZC: I had no money, I couldn't buy myself things to eat for two days. So I was starving. So was my cat.
ZC: I woke up this morning, I saw three sparrows on the floor, and my cat with a happy face behind them. The cat saw I was awake, and pushed one sparrow towards me, like "Take it master, eat" ...

Citation<Elena> Alexey, your program stopped working again! I have enough! I will tell the boss.
<polecat> Hello. What's the problem with the program?
<Elena> Don't annoy me, the program doesn't work! Correct it! I have work to do and I can't!
<polecat> If you want me to correct the program, first tell me what exactly the problem is.
<Elena> I have 10 people waiting!
<polecat> Is this the problem?
<Elena> One of them!
<polecat> And it is due to my program?
<Elena> Why do you care? Will you correct it or not?
<polecat> I will, but first could you please answer to my questions?
<Elena> What the Hell do you think with your questions, I am an oracle or what? I don';t understand a damn thing in your program.
<polecat> Just say, what's wrong with it.
<Elena> Hey, YOU wrote it, not me!
<polecat> DAMMIT, GO KILL YOURSELF!
<Elena> ???
<polecat> GO GET FUCKED, YOU DUMB SLUT!
<Elena> Stop swearing!
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Well, I was wondering about create a thread like that but I remembered that one so I get it up !
My english isn't perfect, I have a long way to go before that... But it isn't that bad either :mrgreen:

Why did I up this thread? Because I think that english is very important and everyone should be praticing ^_^.

So let's start with an easy question:

What's your favorite Tv show/anime? And why? (yes there's only me to ask a question like that :mrgreen:)

My favorite Tv show is Charmed, I like it a lot because I like show where there magic, demon and stuff like that :).
My favorite Anime is Kanon, I like it because its sad,funny and touching at the same time. Kanon really know how to touch and change your feeling as your seeing it.

Now everyone come there and post, but don't forget, only in english !

I have several favorite TV shows, among which the IT Crowd, the Office (US version), and the Simpsons.

As for animes, I especially like Samurai Champloo and the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. I'm currently watching True Tears, which is quite good.

07 Février 2008 à 13:13 #190 Dernière édition: 07 Février 2008 à 13:18 par SaniOKh
I like Charmed a lot as well. There's another show I discovered a month ago and loved it, it's a sitcom called That '70s Show:
The show is about a group of friends: Eric Forman, kind and smart, but very wimpy; Steven Hyde, a rock loving rebel who often mocks others, especially when bad things happen; Michael Kelso and Jackie Burkhart, who find themselves and each other irresistible, but are incredibly stupid; Donna Pinciotti, a redhead tomboy, neighbour and girlfriend of Eric (a masculine girl with a feminine guy, I love this match); and Fez, a slightly pervy foreign exchange student, neither his real name, nor his home country are revealed in the show. The show also features Eric's parents: Red, a severe, emotionless WWII veteran, and Kitty Forman, a stressed mother, as well as Donna's strange parents, Bob and Midge Pinciotti, and a burned-out hippie with amnesia, Leo Chingkwake.
I think this show stands out among other sitcoms because of it's humor (yes, it IS funny), shame that most of excellent jokes are left out in the French translation. It also features some memorable features, such as very elaborate dream sequences (often spoofing other shows, music videos, and even fairy tales), and "circles", scenes when the characters just smoked a joint (no actual smoking is shown, only smoke is visible), sit in a circle with the camera turning from one character to another, and say absolutely meaningless and hilarious things.
The Show started and ended the same years as Charmed did, it also has eight seasons. Give this show a try, it's really awesome.

Oh, and for you americanophiles out there, there's the daily show, by John Stewart. It's not really a TV Series, but it's AWESOME :D

http://www.thedailyshow.com

I just found this topic, and I suddenly want to talk in english. For your information, I consider myself bilingual, even if I can still do some mistakes...
Who wants to talk with me ? :ninja:

You forgot putting a capital at "English" :ninja: (My teacher already took 2 classes explaining it, it was really boring...)

... I just saw my English message posted here 4 years before, and... *Oh god why*

Citation de: Cetais le 13 Décembre 2006 à 01:41
I   :love: speacking english, its very easy!Is my prefer language. But,french  :fonsde: !
With an English like that, I really wonder how people understood what I was saying .___.

Now, since I almost only use English to communicate everywhere (Except in real life) I guess I'm quite fluent with it.

Citation de: Supersigo le 09 Septembre 2012 à 01:52
I just found this topicthread, and I suddenly want to talk in english. For your information, I consider myself bilingual, even if I can still do some mistakes...
Who wants to talk with me ? :ninja:

Man, my english sure improved those last four years. Looking back at my old post make me feel bad about myself... oh well I guess being constanly exposed to it sure did help.

I don't mind talking in english but what should we talk about?

Citation de: Chao le 10 Septembre 2012 à 17:31
Citation de: Supersigo le 09 Septembre 2012 à 01:52
I just found this topicthread, and I suddenly want to talk in english. For your information, I consider myself bilingual, even if I can still do some mistakes...

Why did you remove the "can"? :huh: But "topic" really was a mistake. I'm not accustomed to say this kind of word IRL (I mean I thought topic was the right word to name a forum thread).^^ For the comas, I indeed have some difficulties because I mix it up with the French... And, like I was saying, my English is still far from perfect, so it's normal if I do some mistakes.

And btw:

Citation de: Chao le 10 Septembre 2012 à 17:31
Man, my english English sure improved those last four years. Looking back at my old post make me feel bad about myself... oh well I guess being constanly exposed to it sure did help.

:ninja:

Citation de: Chao le 10 Septembre 2012 à 17:31
I don't mind talking in english but what should we talk about?

Er... french fries ? :D No, I'm joking... What is your favorite book in English? (I know, I'm not original :P)

Citation de: Supersigo le 10 Septembre 2012 à 23:47
Citation de: Chao le 10 Septembre 2012 à 17:31
Citation de: Supersigo le 09 Septembre 2012 à 01:52
I just found this topicthread, and I suddenly want to talk in english. For your information, I consider myself bilingual, even if I can still do some mistakes...

Why did you remove the "can"? :huh: But "topic" really was a mistake. I'm not accustomed to say this kind of word IRL (I mean I thought topic was the right word to name a forum thread).^^ For the comas, I indeed have some difficulties because I mix it up with the French... And, like I was saying, my English is still far from perfect, so it's normal if I do some mistakes.


Because "I can still do some mistakes" is grammatically incorrect. It should be either "I can still make some mistakes" or "I still make some mistakes". Among those two, "I can still make some mistakes" imply that it is something you can do out of your own will but everyone is able to make mistakes if they want to so it's not pertinent to mention. Which leave me to beleive that you meant "I still make some mistakes" which imply that it is accidental.

Citation de: Supersigo le 10 Septembre 2012 à 23:47
Er... fFrench fries ? :D No, I'm joking... What is your favorite book in English? (I know, I'm not original :P)

It is quite the irony that you do the same mistake you just corrected for me.

My favorite book... well I don't read much book so I can't really answer.


11 Septembre 2012 à 02:16 #197 Dernière édition: 11 Septembre 2012 à 02:24 par Supersigo
Citation de: Chao le 11 Septembre 2012 à 01:11
Because "I can still do some mistakes" is grammatically incorrect. It should be either "I can still make some mistakes" or "I still make some mistakes". Among those two, "I can still make some mistakes" imply that it is something you can do out of your own will but everyone is able to make mistakes if they want to so it's not pertinent to mention. Which leave me to beleive that you meant "I still make some mistakes" which imply that it is accidental.

Okay, thank you for the information, I didn't know.^^

So you don't read a lot... me neither. In English, I mean... At school, I read some Shakespeare; it's really bad, in fact. :lol:
So... er... what is your favorite movie, then? x) Sorry, I have as low inspiration as you. :P

Citation de: Chao le 11 Septembre 2012 à 01:11
Citation de: Supersigo le 10 Septembre 2012 à 23:47
Er... fFrench fries ? :D No, I'm joking... What is your favorite book in English? (I know, I'm not original :P)

It is quite the irony that you do the same mistake you just corrected for me.

My favorite book... well I don't read much book so I can't really answer.


Hehe, sorry, but it's like one of the only exception. It can be capitalized, both are accepted. :P

You know, I guess Sword Art Online can count as a book, since I guess you read it in English, even if it's a Japanese novel ;)

Well, we can talk about the 9/11, if nobody have inspiration for a conversation subject. And don't even think about making a joke on it, it's plane wrong.

(... I think it's time for me to go die in a corner...)

Citation de: Cetais le 11 Septembre 2012 à 02:35
Well, we can talk about the 9/11, if nobody have has inspiration for a conversation subject.

The only mistake I've noticed.^^

Otherwise it is a good idea. I personally think it was all engineered by the government of the USA. :P

And the September 11th 2001 it's the day when I've receive my diploma certifying that I knew how to tie my shoelaces. :ninja: